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hedwigs_bane
Beta:star54kar
Pairing: None
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3, 210
Warnings: Bad puns, bad jokes, running gags, shameless crossovers and references to Star Wars and LotR, complete disregard for canon and characterizations and total absudity. Oh yeah, and there's some pretty gross sexual references and language. You've been warned!
A.N.: An April Fools parody of Chapter One of Deathly Hallows. A few sentences are straight from the book, but the rest... well, let's just say, it's not!
hedwigs_bane Beta:
star54kar Pairing: None
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3, 210
Warnings: Bad puns, bad jokes, running gags, shameless crossovers and references to Star Wars and LotR, complete disregard for canon and characterizations and total absudity. Oh yeah, and there's some pretty gross sexual references and language. You've been warned!
A.N.: An April Fools parody of Chapter One of Deathly Hallows. A few sentences are straight from the book, but the rest... well, let's just say, it's not!
