Entries tagged with genre: comedy/humor

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"The Dark Lord Ascending, Falling, Crashing and Burning"

Author:

star54kar
Pairing: None
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3, 210
Warnings: Bad puns, bad jokes, running gags, shameless crossovers and references to Star Wars and LotR, complete disregard for canon and characterizations and total absudity. Oh yeah, and there's some pretty gross sexual references and language. You've been warned!

A.N.: An April Fools parody of Chapter One of Deathly Hallows. A few sentences are straight from the book, but the rest... well, let's just say, it's not!

( The Dark Lord Ascending, Falling, Crashing and Burning )

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Publishable News

Title: Publishable News
Author: inkvoices
Rating: PG (for some swearing)
Length: 1,320 words
Characters: Rita Skeeter, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
Summary: The war is over over and the press descend, including one Rita Skeeter. Everyone wants to talk to the Boy Who Lived, but Hermione lays down the law - each reporter can ask one question each.

Harry Potter saving the day is not news. She will concede that it is a fact, but facts do not make news.

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Five Times Fred and George Got Away With It

Title: Five Times Fred and George Got Away With It
Author:

attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1000+
Characters/Pairings: Fred, George, Lee Jordan, wee!Ginny
Summary: The title pretty much says it all. Mischief without consequences.
A/N: As requested by

redonthefly. Also, I can't remember when exactly F & G ran off from school, so I'm not sure whether they were 17 or 18 at the time. I guessed.

( they aren't quite brave enough, not yet, to give it a go in front of Mum )

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"Boxing Day"

Author:

hedwigs_bane
Beta:

knic26
Rating: G
Characters: The Trio
Word Count: 4,656
Summary: Hermione's new job and new home cause her a moral dilemma.

A.N.: Yeah, it's sort of a gen fic, though it is set in the "Tales From the Little Burrow" universe. And yes, I know Boxing Day was a month ago, all right? So I'm a little slow...

( Boxing Day )

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"Figment"

Author:

hedwigs_bane
Beta: None this time, sorry...
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,288
Genres: RL AU crossover, humour
Warning: Fanfic writers, beware!

A.N.: I thought this little uber-drabble would find a comfortable home here. :-)
Also, there's a little homage to one of my all time favorite British TV programmes at the end. Maybe even a nod to MiB...

( Figment )

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Het Harry? From HEDWIG'S BANE???

All right, not really. If this story had progressed as far as I had originally intended, it would have been a typical Harry/Ron. Typical for me, at least. But then I came upon something I thought was quite funny, and I knew to take the story past that point would take away from it.

So I'm offering it as just one of those conversations that might occur between friends in a boarding school dormitory. I will redeem myself with my next Harry/Ron smut heavy fic. I promise...

Title: "The Need to Know"
Author:

hedwigs_bane
Beta:

weetziecat (though she'll deny it)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Harry, Ron (but not paired)
Word Count:1,523 + 4 (title)

( The Need to Know )

Current Mood: cold

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Crookshanks’ view of the trio, by plotbunniofdoom.

Title: Crookshanks’ view of the trio.
Author:

plotbunniofdoom
Rating: Some Mature Themes.
Word Count: 291
Warnings: Brief reference to trio and to H/R.
Summary: This is Crookshanks' view of the trio, set after DH but ignores the epilogue.
Beta:

goneoffthelump Thank you hun. *hugs*
A/N: This is just an idea that wouldn't leave so I had to write it down. I hope it fits ok here, let me know if it isn't suitable.

( Read more... )

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Never Trust the Twins

Title:Never Trust the Twins
Summary: Ron is annoyed that Harry never showed up to go flying. He has a good excuse.
Rating/Warnings: G, None.
Drabble Prompt #4:Garden Gnomes.
Author's Notes: When this prompt was first posted over at

triatha_ron I wasn’t happy because I was really stumped. I had no idea what the hell I could do with garden gnomes. (In fact I was ranting and raving and swearing up a storm in my frustration:P)

Fortunately for me, I have an amazing friend who had a suggestion that got my creative juices flowing again. Once I had this idea, I simply had to write it for her:)

I therefore dedicate this drabble to

niko_hime who thought a crack!drabble was surely the only way to go:D

Never Trust the Twins

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Bad Marks

Title: Bad Marks
Summary: Ron and Hermione discuss the value of Professor Lockhart’s Homework Assignments.
Rating/Warnings: PG, none
Prompt: Disco Ball
Author's Notes: Originally written for a drabble contest at

triatha_ron

Bad Marks

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A Kindred Spirit

Title: A Kindred Spirit
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione meets a kindred spirit in the Bookstore.
Pairing: Gen, Vaguely implied Hermione/Ron
Word Count: 498
Spoilers: Minor reference to an event in Deathly Hallows.
Author's Notes: Originally written for the Drabble Contest going on at

hermione_ldws.

A Kindred Spirit

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"Bournemouth Epiphany" - Part Two

Author:

hedwigs_bane
Super-Beta:

weetziecat
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,394 (this part) -- 5,751 (total). Too long for one post.

N.B.: This is PART TWO. See PART ONE first.

( Bournemouth Epiphany (Part Two) )

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"Bournemouth Epiphany" - Part One

Author:

hedwigs_bane
Super-Beta:

weetziecat
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,357 (this part) -- 5,751 (total) Too long for one post.

A.N.: I'd never really considered trying a story from Dudley Dursley's POV before, and thought it might be interesting. Hope you appreciate the expreriment....

( Bornemouth Epiphany (Part One) )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: "Dream Catch Me" Newton Faulkner

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When September Comes...

Title: When September Comes
Author:

auntbijou
Rating: G
Summary: Muggles aren’t quite as oblivious as they seem.
Warning: You might wanna put that drink down….
Words: 588
Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful Potterverse, J.K. Rowling does. I just like to play with them for a while.
A/N: Inspired by

elanor’s “Mind the Gap,” which I enjoyed greatly.

( It happens every year.. )