Well, the "Dimpledoor" thing was a bit unfair, since I later said that the P.M. had read the books. But it was a bit of turn about for all the mispronounciations of Muggle words by magical folk.

As someone so astutely pointed out, the last section was stolen from the "Have you ever flashy-thinged me, K?" scene from MiB. Hey, at least I'm clever enough to plagiarize...

Thanks so much, hon!